Saturday, June 15, 2019

Escape The NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHT.... ALLSTARS! SpOiLeRs for the past three seasons

This summer series is on Season 4 is one of my favorite parts of summer. And summer means barbeques are happening (even though I don't get invited to very many barbeques...) Where are my friends? O.O Do I have any?



Where dey at though?!


IT'S BACK THOUGH! Our favorite youtube series that promise youtube star studded casts every year... THEN MERCILESSLY KILLS MOST OF THEM OFFFFFF!

But guess what?! If you don't follow Joey Graceffa or Escape The Night on twitter (CLICK ON THEIR NAMES TO GO TO THEIR TWITTERS WHOOOOOOOSH), Joey and the ETN twitter released teasers and an All Star cast! And guess what! They got new costumes! Take a moment to just look at these beautiful people!































Look at that! A stellar cast... Most of these people are going to die O.O

Let me break this cast down for you!

TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO
By some weird chance (because I suck at putting pictures on a page) Tim is first on this one. Tim was one of the best characters on the first season. He made it to the final five, only to die in Russian Roulette Battleship... But now that he is back... I think he might actually have a chance to win. Challenges are more based on skills now where as Battleship had a bigger chance of... chance.
If Tim allies himself with the right people, he could outlast the other heavy hitters.

Does he have a chance to win? I think so! Will he win? It is hard to say. He didn't really rub anyone the wrong way in Season 1 (Except for Sierra but in my mind she is on a Teala Dunn level of gameplay so...) So unless he causes someone to die or you know is a complete... You get it.


GABBIE HANNA
Poor Gabbie was the heart Season 2 decided to rip out of it's chest (quite literally). I have been a Gabbie stan since DAY ONE and she deserved a much better ending. She was a bold character who's only concern was keeping the others safe. But this Gabbie Hanna looks super fierce. In fact I think we might be seeing a ruthless Gabbie Hanna this season. Especially because another cast member will be among the cast. I think she might be the Nikita of this season and do everything she can to survive.

Does she have a chance to win? I want to say yes. Will she win? Probably not by playing that way. Nikita may have been a wonderful character, but she was probably in the most danger during her season. Being a driving force rubs people the wrong way. Now if I am wrong and Gabbie is her same old self she should be safe.


TANA MONGEAU 
You know, this all star season seems to have a bunch of characters with similar fates. They were fricking stabbed in the back. Tana was the cinnamon roll of Season 2. I loved her character. She was kind, and fiercely protective of her friends. She sent Tyler into a death challenge because he jokingly threatened the others. I honestly really would love to see this same Tana in Season 4. I think if she hadn't been betrayed by FRICKIN ANDREA, she could have made it to the end. (Plus Alex might have survived that one challenge by choosing her as his partner over Joey)

Does she have a chance to win? Everyone has a chance to win. I mean look at Tyler Oakley. Will she? Again. There is a good chance she could win. I would be okay with her winning, especially after what she had done to her.


DESTORM POWER
If there was a secondary antagonist to Season 2, it probably would have been Destorm Power. After cheating death TWICE, he still managed to be a source of drama this season. And while it kinda hindered the team, it gave us a satisfying ending and a bit of justice for Lauren. But now he's  back and it seems he could have a more heroic role as the enforcer. I'd love to see what Destorm can do when he isn't trying to upset Alex. I hope honestly the two of them tag team this season and work together to keep each other safe.

Could he win this season? If he has allies and doesn't antagonize Alex or the others, he could last through the season. Will he? Destorm will do what he does. I am not sure what will go down. He's one of the ones I am not sure about. I hope he comes through with a win. Even if he isn't my first choice.


BRETMAN ROCK
Speaking of not knowing how a person will do. Joey's first twist this summer. Bretman Rock. I had to look him up because I wasn't sure who this handsome human was. HE'S NIKITA'S BFF! If he is anything like his BFFL, he could be in some real danger this season. One, he's a newbie. Two, Nikita was the queen of slamming people. "Oh! Roi's dead! Sorry Hunty! Gotta get tf out of here!" "OMG MANNY BEAT MAT!" "Oh no Safiya's dead? Oh well, guess that serves her right voting me in to get skewered." I am curious to see how this turns out.

I can't tell ya what I think here. He's a makeup boi, but so was Manny and Manny also kicked this games butt! (you know until faced against the Queen Nikita) Time will tell!


JOEY GRACEFFA 
Joey. We get it. This show needs you around, hun. But you are SKETCHY AF every single season! We already know you are making it till the end! NEXT.


ROSANNA PANSINO
When Rosanna was revealed as the first All-Star I knew without a shadow of doubt exactly who my first pick to take this season was. She is literally #TeamCinnamonRoll. We saw a different Rosanna last season from the nerdy girl baking recipes with friends in her kitchen. But she met a tragic death that made us all cry. BUT SHE IS BACK WITCHES! (Her words not mine!) And from what I heard, if you thought last season's Ro was fierce, you ain't seen nothing yet. At least I hope.

Can she win? YES! I need this. Please pull through this!


JUSTINE EZARIK
Season One took a few of our youtubers out of their element. Some of them were not as prepared as others and when Justine was put under fire... She cracked. She was betrayed by her friends while others cried for them to stop. When I saw her face, I was relieved. She deserved to go a little farther than that.

I don't think she will get too far, but I am definitely hoping she makes it far enough to really solidify her place in All-stars for doing something other than getting buried alive. But as I said with Tana, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN and if she is teamed up with her bestie Ro, she could pull off a with #TeamCinnamonRoll!


ALEX WASSABI
If Destorm was a villain, Alex was Season 2's hero along with Gabbie. He was a tragic hero. Lauren was killed in a challenge against Destorm and Destorm shaded him. He went after him and took him out. He was a lot of people's number one pick for that season. But he had to go pick Joey to be his partner. Dude. I just hope he doesn't waste this second chance going after Destorm over some bad blood...

If he teams up with Destorm, they could take out the competition and make it till the end together. But if he chases after his feud with Destorm? I have a feeling if it comes down to the two of them again, Alex will lose.


COLLEEN BALLINGER
Out of everyone here, Colleen is the one I am most excited for. She was the fountain of tea last season and I hope she is again. She was the one who called out Joey for being shady since they had arrived and to be honest, she wasn't wrong. Joey had kept things from them and instead of owning it... He turned everyone against her and got her killed. But of course, this will probably make the tea even hotter. And with help from others she could really heat things up.

Though this might give her a smaller chance at winning. But again! Nikita was a constant source of drama and she made it to the end by all and ever means so... Hopefully we get to enjoy some nice Colleen brewed tea and watch this season boil!



These are just theories and opinions guys. Don't hate me for them! Escape the Night Season Four comes out July 11th on Youtube Originals! I will try and make another post when the trailer comes out and I'll do an analysis of that and possibly a winner prediction! Want to have some good ETN theories or related posts? Check out some of the twitter users who make theories on this show! They are more qualified to make theories as they have been doing it since close to the beginning. Leah Monroe PositiveRemark and Cakebear are just a few of the wonderful theorists out there. These guys helped fuel my obsession with this show since season 2.

Anyway enjoy y'alls sunday and have a great BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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