Cason: ME! *chuckles* Hello!
Well! Looks like you are ready to go! :D
Cason: You bet!
Okay! First Question! What would you do if you found out you had a long lost family member?
Cason: Um... Is that supposed to be significant thing? I would not trust him at all. Long lost family members usually turn out to be crazy! Trust me. I watch movies.
That seems highly unlikely.
Cason: *punches my shoulder* Don't contradict me.
Ouch!
Cason: Next question.
Why do you hang with cats?
Cason: Because they make fun friends. Plus they give really fluffy hugs.
What is your favorite food?
Cason: I love steak. Steak is just so delicious with that meaty flavor. Actually, any meat is good!
*looks down at my questions and my eyes narrow and I sigh* When was the last time you hit someone?
Cason: *winks* Five minutes ago.
Cason: I believe the term you were looking for is handsome.
Please don't flirt with my readers. You're only fifteen, kid.
Cason: I'm not as bad as Sylvester.
Sylvester: Excuse me?
Cason: Shut up. This is my interview.
Cason: I'd probably be too scared to say anything. But aliens aren't real, so I am glad.
If you could own any car what would it be?
Cason: Blue Maserati.
What's your favorite sandwich?
Cason: I like steak clubs. With swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and spinach.
What's your favorite video game?
Cason: A custom game one of the kids at school named Night Howlers. You play as a werewolf and you have to fight in MMA fights.
Do you like napping?
Cason: Yeah. Playing soccer is tiring.
Have you ever considered learning martial arts as a form of anger releasing... thing.. action..?
Cason: *crosses his arms* My new therapist told me that that was a good idea just this morning.
What's your favorite number?
Cason: 27. It's the number on my jersey.
What's your favorite subject in school?
Cason: Right now, history. My teacher, Mr. Manchester, is pretty darn good.
Where are you from?
Cason: I live in the fabulous state of Alaska.
Who is his best friend?
Cason: His name is Zane and he's a white tiger.
What are some of your favorite pastimes?
Cason: I like to play soccer, go on walks, and go to restaurants.
What languages do you speak?
Cason: Eh bien, je peux parler un peu de français d'une année passée au Canada avec mon cousin Dallas. (Well I can speak a little bit of french from a year spent in Canada with my cousin Dallas.)
And that is all the questions I have for you!
Cason: Good. I have soccer practice later and I need to get some rest. BYE ALL
Gee whilickers! Well that was fun! :D Thank you so much for sending in these questions.
My next interviewee will be another character from "This is for Benji" named Mikayla Hurst.
She is a tigress, 16 years old, and turns out to become Cason's best friend... Or maybe even more. She is an orphan who lives/works at the orphanage she was practically raised at. She enjoys cooking, playing soccer, and watching superhero movies with super buttery popcorn.
ASK QUESTIONS NOW! YEEEEEAH
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